Oh Target, really reaching out to the scholars in higher institutions of learning
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People Who Turned Down “Two and a Half Men” Before They Approached Ashton Kutcher
*John Stamos
*Hugh Grant
*Paula Abdul
*Mini-Me Riding on Tom Sizemore’s Shoulders
*The Westside Rentals Guy
*Marcel from Top Chef
*That Insane Pageant Mom Who Injects Her 8-Year-Old With Botox
*The Ghost of Uday Hussein
*A Coyote With Half A Dead Labridoodle In Its Mouth
*1997 Robert Downey Jr.
*A Lobster Trap Full Of Sweaty Dynamite
*Gallagher 3
*A Crash-Test Dummy Wearing Kerosene-Soaked Coveralls
*Judd Hirsch on Three Hours’ Sleep
*Martin Sheen
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80% of the Maldives is less than one meter above sea level. In a few years time most of the country will be underwater if the current ocean height keeps increasing. The government voted to take a percentage of the money made from tourism and spend it on finding a new place to live for the residents. Ironically, it is the tourism industry that the Maldives relies on so heavily, yet the airplane exhaust from visitors is one of the main reasons why the sea level is rising in the first place.
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25 Ways to Impress Women
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is say “you better be” , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy’s and Asian ladies.
7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”
9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop b*tching about the cold right now you’re going to be b*tching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “No she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts… and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about.
22. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much but I think it’s funny.
25. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don’t call. That’s also quite funny.
Everything was not better by the brick oven tonight as I waited 25 more minutes than the rest of my party for my brick oven cooked tortellini and chicken from Bertucci’s. Even though the waitress said that the meal would be free i still had to pay 9 out of the 15 dollars….
Probably the coolest landscape i have ever seen. No idea how i came across this or where it is in the world but i imagine it is absolutely breathtaking in to see in person
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The sun setting down on the dock by the lake. It’s way better in person and definitely worth the long walk down.
Los Angeles Lakers basketball: 3 flagrant fouls in four games and a 4 nothing sweep courtesy of the Mavericks while getting outscored by 56 points over the four game series. Have a nice retirement Phil Jackson
The money man outside his classroom. I changed the contrast and made it black and white because that way the image becomes harder to distinguish yet it is still retains its overall meaning and in my opinion, simplifies what Mr. Mcgowan means to me and to this school. This picture represents the memory i have engrained in my head of Mr. McGowan over my four years here
Paul Tillich Rap Final
Made for Mr. Flanagan’s Spirit, Mind and Body class. We filmed, edited and finalized the video all in one night with the intention of earning a couple points of extra credit added to our overall grades. We ended up getting 10 points of extra credit on a quiz that we all already got a 100 on….
